150+ Best Killer WhatsApp Status for 2020
As the title says it all, I have compiled some of the best killer Whatsapp text status for this year!
- I never run with scissors… Those last two words were unnecessary.
- Unwritten Facebook rule : If that person isn’t in the photo, don’t tag them.
- Good morning…let the stress begin.
- Q is just O with a cigar.
- I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkh.
- Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless
- Consistent carelessness leads to persistent Failure.
- The eyes are useless when the mind is blind
- If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
- I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
- Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
- Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
- The door is open for you to come in and out of my life. But don’t stand in front of the gate. You’re blocking traffic.
- Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
- You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
- I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
- I am not fat, I am just easier to see.
- A clever mind solves the problems Whereas a great mind avoids.
- I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.
- They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?
- Try to say the letter “M” without your lips touching.
- Try to say the letter “p” without your lips touching.
- Weird is a side effect of awesomeness/ being awesome.
- Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
- I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
- My girlfriend is like my iPad… I don’t have an iPad.
- The longer the title the less important the job.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- Until I was thirteen I thought my name was ‘Shut up!’.
- I am so poor,i cant even pay attention.
- You can’t satisfy everybody. You’re not pizza.
- When life give you lemons, squeeze it in people’s eyes.
- I don’t hate you, I hate what you do, and who you have become as a person.
- Stuck in a metaphorical bubble of existence.
- Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. (Yes, It’s Harvey’s dialogue. )
- Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.
- Don’t expect anything from anyone and you’ll never be disappointed.
- If you’re being ignored, that’s a good time to concentrate on finding yourself and creating your own mystery.
- People are like music. Some say the truth and rest, just noise.
- It sucks when you’re ignored by the person who’s attention is the only thing you want in the world.
- Make me an option, and I’ll make you a memory.
- Some people are living with a double personality like mean inside but nice outside.
- I’m in my happy place. PLEASE DON’T RUIN IT!
- Once you feel avoided by someone, never disturb them again.
- It’s so funny how ‘friends’ forget us when they don’t need any more favors.
- Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
- Don’t care for those who ignore you. Care for those who are ignoring others for you.
- I know I am not perfect, but at least not fake.
- Some people are like clouds. When they go away, the day gets brighter.
- It’s hard when someone special ignores you, but it’s harder pretending that you just don’t care.
- Go ahead and ignore me.I can play that game too, and I’m probably better at it than you are.
- Oh, so now my texts are invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.
- Ignore me while you can. Because after a while, I’ll stop giving a damn.
- May my enemies live a long life to see my Success.
- If only I could un-love, I would be a lighter version of me.
- Don’t strive to make your presence noticed, live it to make your absence felt.
- I’m meaner than my demons.
- Awesome ends with “me” and ugly starts with “u”.
- Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.
- Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
- Lets us avoid selfish people like we avoid terms and conditions of software agreement.
- I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. So, DND.
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
- I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
- Read books instead of reading my Status again.
- My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity.
- Ignore as much as you can, because people usually ignore expensive things because they can’t afford it!
- Everybody wants to shine, but no one wants to polish.
- Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
- The wrong person walked out of my life, and the right person walked in.
- Dream more while you are awake.
- I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
- Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
- My ambition is handicapped by LAZINESS.
- Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
- The better person you become the better person you ATTRACT!
- Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
- Being challenged in life is inevitable, Being defeated is optional.
- Choose a lazy person to do a difficult job… Because he will find an easy way to do it.
- Experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
- Girl are like moving car! Can change the road anytime whenever they find a better road.
- Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
- Silence is better than lies.
- Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
- I’m not anti-social. I’m anti-idiot
- You can do anything, but not everything.
- I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
- I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
- I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
- I am only good at hiding my feelings
- To live a creative life, we must lose your fear of being wrong.
- I’m too lazy to stop being lazy
- Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it. Don’t need it.
- Aspire to inspire before you expire
- Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
- No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
- Unity is strength… when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved.
- Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.
- Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.
- Silence is a source of great strength.
- Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
- People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. \U0001f609
- 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
- I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
- A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
- My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
- In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
- When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
- I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
- Don’t get a man(woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
- Last seen 1980!
- God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me
- Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
- When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
- I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
- Can’t talk, telepathy only!
- Read books instead of reading my status!
- SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
- My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
- Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
- WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
- It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
- When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…
- Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped
- Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
- I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough
- My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
- If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
- A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
- we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.
- I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.
- A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
- When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
- If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
- I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
- Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
- Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
- Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own.
- My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol
- If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either.
- Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
- Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
- Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
- In bed, it’s 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31
- My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
- Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.
- If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking
- I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them \U0001f642
- I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
- Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
- At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
- Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
- It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
- Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.
- When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
- Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
